The Republic of Lido Flavio is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 255 million Lido Flavioans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Lido Flavioan economy, worth 12.8 trillion Abrios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 50,251 Abrios, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,643 per year while the poor average 3,787, a ratio of 79.6 to 1.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lido Flavio's national animal is the Lavender Macaw, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lido Flavio is ranked 260,723^rd in the world and 480^th in Giovanniland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.